The Atlantic: Ta-Nehisi Coates: Awesome-Sauce: Barack Obama revealed to be Barry 13X

The Atlantic: Ta-Nehisis Coates

Awesome-Sauce: Barack Obama revealed to be Barry 13X

So the new rumor is that Barack is actually the son of Malcolm X. No seriously. Dude look at the resemblance! And they actually have a very similar speaking style. Some may be tempted to see this as the event that will lose us the election. But I have a different take–Barack Obama isn’t black, he isn’t even biracial. Dig it–Malcolm’s grandfather was white. Barack’s mother was was white. So Barack isn’t really half-black–he’s about a third, tops. That has to be worth a few points in the polls, no? I think this news will swing Montana and Georgia.

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One Response

  1. And every time I think that this election cannot produce more nonsense I am proven wrong.

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